tunnel vision

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.

I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.

by QuacksO April 7, 2020

vital vision

Guestimating vital signs of a patient based on their appearance without actually taking them.

He vital visioned his blood pressure at 120/80.

by Hop,skip, and have fun October 6, 2020

Wobbly Vision

A term used for someone that sees or thinks they see things move when others see it stay in the same position. Someone who has or believes they have wobbly vision usually needs glasses. someone experiencing wobbling vision will see outlines of objects wiggle and slowly move, and will see textured surfaces move like honey or magma, this usually happens when the person looks at something for 5 or more seconds. This isn't really an actual disorder or sickness its just something i experience due to certain eye problems.

Brooo im having such wobbly vision right now.

i heard that Gale expeiriences wobbly vision, its kind of funny.

by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 30, 2022

peter vision

Peter vision is when you take a tab of LSD and Smoke Meth at the same time causeing you so see naked dragons, get a boner that dosent go away, extreamly horny, and you to belive youre the protectores of the dragons and you must reproduce with them to save the dragon race but in reality youre just fucking a pile of trashbags or a small dog.

Yo this guy outside of walmart has peter vision hes screaming hes sees naked dragons running around with a boner

by The big mamma t November 12, 2021

Fudge Vision

When someone scoops out your eyes and shits in the sockets.

After the brutal torture he had fudge vision

by Singapore Lizard February 6, 2022

Rucker Vision

Refers to the vision developed by those stationed at Fort Rucker in regards to their views on those of the opposite sex. For instance what use to be a 4 for someone now looks like an 8 at Rucker.

Man did you see the girl he hooked up with? Must have had Rucker Vision.

by ATBD October 5, 2021

Vaginal vision

This is the vision used by horny woman, thinking primary with their vaginas and not their brains.

Betsy dosen't normally sleep with a guy she just met, but she used her vaginal vision and found that one.

by Mix master Mac September 3, 2021