Verticle Torpedo

A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.

Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.

by DrDiequick December 4, 2006

Vertidick

a penis that is bent sideways

after a full day of sex, jason had a horrible vertidick

by Eric Washenko November 6, 2007

Vertebruh

A bruh moment initiating a reaction so intense that you can feel it in your vertebrae, eliciting one to respond with the phrase, "vertebruh."

Doctor: "You have spinal cancer."
Patient: "Vertebruh."

by Shrekku August 27, 2019

Gettin' Vertical

1.The sexual position when the male is on top with the females legs pinned on the bed by her head. The male then proceeds to "pound it in a vertical direction" with his feet standing on the bed, and using the mattress and/or trampoline for extra travel.
2.Also used when someone jumps very high to score a point in Basketball

"OHHHHHHH im gettin' VERTICAL on this bitch!"

by mr. vertical April 20, 2008

Vertex

The shittest clan that ever exsisted

Vertex is the shittiest clan ever

by Shmonley Shmeagle November 1, 2019

verizon

The crappy service you get when u sign up for a 2 year plan and buy the razr that was 400 bucks and 2 months later you find out those jerks made a crappy phone and now it's 80 bucks. If you are reading this get a t-mobile sidekick.

Can you hear me now? "HELL NO, THE COMPANY DOESN'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE"

This is the worst phone company on the telecommunications verizon.
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
you: just call me on your t-mobile
friend on phone: What?

by Mike Graves May 17, 2006

Vertex

Call center basicallylike Teleperformance/Calltech and Teletech. Same day, same old crappy job. You are treated like a number to fill a seat. You are aloud personal items on your desk but when they do fire you they keep things they can use. The managers are helpful if you ask the question in a form that they understand. If you call off you will be pointed or written up for missed work after missing so many days, but you are not told how many you can miss before being fired. You will be fired after missing 2 weeks of employment. If you do not ask for PA customers "Did I satisfy your concerns today?" you get hit by the PUC. You dont want to work there unless you want to be treated like a robot and someone to just fill a seat.

Vertex is a bad place to work

by Employee 19875 July 8, 2009