A phrase to exclaim loudly when you hear/see anything that's, well, fucked up. The louder you scream this, the better.
Amy: I got an B on my math quiz.
Me: So?
Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.
Me: FUCKED UP alert.
Me: So?
Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.
Me: FUCKED UP alert.
by Jay I Am February 8, 2006
Get the FUCKED UP alertmug. Anderson shouted "this is YouTube material" as he urinated on - and later smothered shaving foam over - the victim, an elderly woman who had collapsed near his Hartlepool house.
The old woman's last words were reported to be "this is some fucked up shit!"
The old woman's last words were reported to be "this is some fucked up shit!"
by My essence has no names October 2, 2007
Get the fucked up shitmug. After a prolonged use of designer club drugs. It's the momment in time when everyone eases there mind. Random Thoughts Radom everything.. spirals... fucking bathtubs.... and faces that explode... with barbwire fences... Nasty Nasty Nasty Corn Dogs that were alive. Nothing makes sense to an outsider but makes complete perfect sence to the circle of drug users. Sometimes moe like to come out and play but he was bad..W...T....F...
Lil Lisa is old fucked up.
Lil Lisa's goal for the night is to get old fucked up.
Nothing makes sence
Lil Lisa's goal for the night is to get old fucked up.
Nothing makes sence
by Ltl Lisa May 26, 2006
Get the old fucked upmug. When somebody is such a woman that they need to not just man up, but Man The Fuck Up. Can be shortened to MTFU. Usable on both genders and all species. Also, note that someone who gets some supresses the need to have this for a few days as they have already Manned Up enough.
Ed: Wow, it's reallt bright outside :)
Dude: Man Up Ed.
Ed: No, look, it's so bright, lets go and play outside.
Dude: Ed. I'm going to say this just once. Man The Fuck Up!
Dude: Man Up Ed.
Ed: No, look, it's so bright, lets go and play outside.
Dude: Ed. I'm going to say this just once. Man The Fuck Up!
by That Guy Who's Really Cool August 19, 2009
Get the Man The Fuck Upmug. When you have a classmate that does anything on projects that is edgy ass fuck, Likes dead memes and watches lazarbeam,muselk,minecraft cringey animations. You can just honor chin-chin when he comes back... Probably a year and just tell him to remove the edgy and cringey classmates from there suffering..
Justin: lazarbeam is so funny lol You or me: Shut the fuck up......... Your a fucking cunt..... shut the fuck up........ nobody even wants you here
by KPOPisfuckingshit July 22, 2019
Get the Shut the fuck upmug. by UR MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S October 23, 2018
Get the Fuck the Fuck upmug. Intense sex that is unwittingly practiced by a person with unresolved emotional angst of many sorts.
Yeah, I can’t wait to hook up with Tammy after her messy divorce, that’s guaranteed to be some fucked up sex.
by issuez4dayz November 7, 2017
Get the Fucked up sexmug.