tyson

hes got a cock bigger than the observable universe

tyson is a chad

by anonymous December 17, 2021

Mike Tyson Syndrome

The mental impediment or slowness caused by age, fear, or laziness that allows oneself to be pushed around and hit and hit back with minimal force or not at all.

Do you see how Garry gets treated? He must have Mike Tyson Syndrome.

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025

Tyson Brazil

A man who pees white when he sees Andon and Luke.

“Omg look it’s Tyson peeing white again”

“Person: Tyson Brazil must have seen Andon and Luke again”

by TysonLovesOldMen December 1, 2021

Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your partners ear. For fun with friends try the Double dirty Tyson

He was jacking off then came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Tyson Hartley

Aka the Canadian Sniper. The best sniper in the fucking game/top sniper in the world, player, thug, money-getter, and absolute beast.
Tyson Hartley = the best.

"Tyson Hartley is the best sniper in Canada"

by lexxxa November 1, 2017

Drop a Tyson

This term is used when you’ve been busted smashing the wife by your son who is barely old enough to read. This will leave a lasting memory similar to knocking down Mike Tyson which rarely happened.

Damn! He looked traumatized. I didn’t mean to Drop a Tyson on little man! I beatin the breaks off that shit…!

by Ja0206bo July 10, 2025

Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with a woman then jizz in her eyes to blind and stun her, then you bite off her ear like prime Mike Tyson would have done , then proceed lay the meanest uppercut on her

“ Yea that bitch was crazy so I had to hit her with a Dirty Tyson.”

by Dat Mullet Guy June 2, 2024