Dirty Tyson

When you are having sex with your partner and grab her by your pussy and dunk her through a basketball hoop then celebrate by nutting all over her face

My boyfriend was watching some basketball and wanted to give me a Dirty Tyson

by Lebron a March 18, 2024

Tyson

A sweet girl that loves to travel around the world, is addicted to books, and is a little weird.

Person 1: Is that Tyson?

Person 2: Uh I don't know....

Together: Who is Tyson?

Person 2: I like their chicken

by Haiz04 April 3, 2018

Tyson P

A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.

That guy is a Tyson P and it’s doodoo

by wowzers holy July 12, 2022

Tyson

A man who doesn’t know how to spell on purpose. He uses words like fina, needa, ima, yo, nah, and so on. A guy like this would spell things wrong just because. Like if someone like this were to say “ I’m going back to the skate park because I left my board there“ they would say it like “ im fina go bak too da scat parck becase I left my bord ther.”

Drew: when is the game?
Julia: I think it starts at 6
Tyson: da gam starts att 6
Cam: is anyone going early?
Tyson: ima go earlie.

by Kathy Mac Lathy October 21, 2019

Tyson

The skinniest French fry in the whole entire hamburger shop. Basically he is annoying and tiny. Usually acts like he is five or younger

Me:hi Tyson

Tyson: (mockingly) “hi Tyson”

Me: don’t act like such a five year old

Tyson: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

by Idontsaymyrealnamelol January 20, 2019

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025