philipino twinkie

the act of the woman shitting in the man's mouth during sex.

i broke up with my girlfriend because she wanted to give me a philipino twinkie.

by bearded-bo & bloo April 25, 2010

shit a twinkie

When a sweet ass girl shits out your man juice.

Aaron just did me up the ass. Now I gotta go shit a twinkie.

by Mike Ladwig October 03, 2006

Twinky war

Two guys fighting over something incredibly stupid or meaningless. Usually these two people are also acting gay and childish.

Guy #1: Dude ryan and matt are fighting about who's better at halo, ryan even slapped matt.

Guy #2: What a fucking twinky war

by JesterX June 05, 2006

Twinkie Man

Super hero named who's real name and identity are uknown (cough cough) he spends his days fighting off Lord Twonkie and attending high school.

Up in the sky!! It's a bird!! It's a plane!! It's........DUN DUN DUN!!! TWINKIE MAN!!!

by Dexter November 20, 2004

meat twinky

Penis, Dong, Wang, Shlong, Cock, Wiener, Purple-Headed Warrior...you get the idea pervert.

'Yo where's the cream-filling in that meat twinky?'

by Phallus February 07, 2004

twinkie arm

A flawed idea in which one leaves a twinkie in his or her coat arm-hole at the end of winter. The problem arises when the person puts the coat on at the start of the next winter and the twinkie falls to the floor.

Craig: Hey Jim, something horrible happened this morning.
Jim: What is it? Do you have diarrhea again?
Craig: Yes I do, but that's not what I'm talking about. This morning I put on my coat and a twinkie fell out on the ground.
Jim: Twinkie arm fails again.
Craig: It always does. Whoever invented twinkie arm is a moooooron.

by Mary Martin Gonzalez March 08, 2009

twinkie whore

a word used to describe a large person of the female species

"gross! look at that twinkie whore!"

by iam amazing February 24, 2005