Tom

Tom is a very gay child who thinks he is black. He has a small penis and no one really likes him. A tom ussaly has a crush on someone who he can not get over let's all just get it toms a faggot. Tom also like doing gay shit like putting his tiny penis on small places and ribbing peoples legs.

Wow that guys smashing his dog he's such a tom.

by Tomisgay101 November 9, 2017

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A retard

You are such a Tom

by Itz a me February 1, 2018

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Tom

A confused English boy with no sense of humour,horrible colour hair and useually have a strong scent (not a good smell) following him around. They do not have many friends and are always looking for hot girls who do not see any point in them.

Girl 1: did u see that boy that boy in town the other day?

Girl 2: omg yeah he was wierd

Girl 1: I agree he was being such a tom!

by Awsomness@2005 February 5, 2018

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A Tom

A fantastic drink consisting of two parts Labatt Blue and one part of whatever whiskey is lying around. Add the whiskey into half drank aluminum can and swirl till satisfactory. Popularized by Vermont Tom.

Tom: Ohhh What ya got over there
Drinker: A Tom
Tom: Oh I see now! HAHAHEHEHAHEHE

by Greyfoxfan August 7, 2012

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Tom Strauss

One of gods gifts to the earth, fucking legendary person with a sense of humour to make up for what he lacks in dick size

"he was so small you could call him a tom strauss"

by yeahnahfrickoath June 18, 2019

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Tom Sawyerd

The encore act of painting the Vagina walls with the man’s semen. Slide the tip to create an even coat finish on the proverbial fence with a level of quality to truly honor Tom Sawyer. Fact - it is okay to allow some paint to enter between the crack of the fence.

I pulled out and Tom Sawyerd her lips with my burgeoning load of sizzling hot semen; stroking up and down to create a fantastic work of art.

by JKleezy January 4, 2020

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