yoda is a small green man! he slithers around under your bed at night. he might whisper "climax i did" into your ear, but this rarely happens. if he visits you, youre sooooo lucky.
friend: howd you sleep last night?
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.
by juicebox.a.s January 17, 2020
by Cylus best January 30, 2021
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by lil tim November 08, 2021
A very cool guy who is very friendly and does NOT doxx, extort, or DDoS. DJ Yoda is usually found sitting in a discord VC channel or talking in the most degenerate of servers.
Comgirl: euuagh *snorts e-drugs* whos up for esex guys
fat discord mod: me!!
Comgirl: i would NEVER do it with you! DJ Yoda can e-hit me from the back though!!
fat discord mod: me!!
Comgirl: i would NEVER do it with you! DJ Yoda can e-hit me from the back though!!
by sugaraddictedNEET December 13, 2023
The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.
by Orangutanmaestro November 28, 2024