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Turkey towel

Somebody get my turkey towel so I can go find my hand sandwich.
by Snake trap January 17, 2018
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Towel Week

A crass synonym for the duration of time a woman spends on her period. Typically referred to when during this time, a designated towel is placed on the bed in the attempt of keeping the sheets from getting stained.
Guy #1- Dude, is that the Japanese flag on your bed?

Guy#2- Nah man, it's just towel week.
by Ron Speed December 25, 2012
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towel line

A single patch of hair that extends from the belly button through the crotch to the lower back. Called so for the motion of dragging a towel between ones legs in a forward-backward motion, or gesturing to do so. Common in men but also found in some women. Frowned upon when existing on females.
Tom: "I met this hot chick at the club last night! I was totally hitting on her!"
Shawn: "Dude, did you tap that shit?"
Tom: Naw, man. As soon as i got her undressed, i saw her monster of a towel line."
Shawn: "Bummer."
by His Steinness January 11, 2009
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Towel Bounce

Cum on a girls face and when she asks for a towel to wipe off with, get dressed and leave.

If roommate or friend is present, tell them that their friends needs their help, and send them up to the bedroom.
Doug: I towel bounced the shit out of some bitch the other night.
Chris: What is towel bouncing?
Doug: I busted on her face and on the way to "get a towel", I bounced.
mugGet the Towel Bouncemug.

Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.
I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.
by flyingholly March 29, 2015
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Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .
AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.
by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023
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towel wrap

When you are having oral sex and you turn her over and cum on her back so the cum wraps around her back and to the front of her body.
I gave Makenzie a towel wrap yesterday, it felt like heaven.
by DAT KKK BOI so suck it May 21, 2017
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