Phil Swift

"Yo is that Phil Swift"

"I think it is"
Hears in the distance(THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE)

by Mrs.Harris May 16, 2019

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Literally God... Members of the Swiftus church worship Phil Swift practically 24/7.

Phil Swift bless you

I celebrate Swiftmas, not Christmas

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He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

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Phil Swift is a person that makes flex tape and is a crazy son of a bitch that is out of his damn mind

Phil Swift: let me show you the power of Flex tape (randomly saws boat in half) me: this guy is on meth

by Manwhore55 September 30, 2019

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t swifted

The point at which you get just drunk enough to play and sing along to Taylor Swift songs

Uh oh...Josh is wearing a t shirt and Lynnsey's wearing a short skirt. You know they be gettin' t swifted tonight!

by Strokemyemo September 07, 2017

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Occurs when a person exploits their past relationship by expressing their emotions through art and/or social platforms

by Harrison Crew March 02, 2022

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a person kai deeply is in love with <333

kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

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