dick suit

The very fanciest condom available

My dick suit was top of the line and custom ordered

by LJ9493 September 16, 2016

wilbur in a suit

a amazing, kind best friend who you can trust. she is very pretty and has nice hair. she is also very smart and knows about every dream smp joke you can think of. she is such a good best freind. pssst, her real name is taylor gardener.

Person one: you are such a wilbur in a suit!
Person two: you mean taylor? awe thanks!

by urlocalretard October 21, 2021

rod suit

A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries

Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? He’s my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.

by Funkurface July 2, 2021

Schmidt Suit

Black jeans and a Baby Gap tee.

Michael Schmidt wears the Schmidt Suit

by captain ass anonymous July 8, 2012

brother suit

pron: "brutha suit"

Flamboyant suits of exotic colors and materials that African Americans wear. These are more like costumes in appearance than actual formal wear. Often accentuated with gator shoes, usually blue.

"Look at the gator skin on that brother suit!"

by illunit July 31, 2012

birthday suiting

the act of displaying a close friendship between two friends by getting as undressed as you both feel comfortable and either hugging, snuggling, or any display of affection you feel apropriate. pushing the limits is encouraged.

john and sally get in there underware and hug to show there love & friendship for each other. they are officially birthday suiting

by master69man August 24, 2011

Shatner suite

The crappiest room on a given hotel floor, generally reserved for people who booked through Priceline and other discount hotel booking sites. Named for Priceline spokesman William Shatner.

We got the Shatner suite. Right by the elevator and ice machine.

by JasonKY March 12, 2023