This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss
by El Chapo March 7, 2011
Get the pitching a no-shittermug. by bigger d August 19, 2014
Get the Alabama Shittermug. An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)
“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”
by Pumpkin shitter January 27, 2019
Get the pumpkin shittermug. by SirVoss April 28, 2021
Get the logay shittermug. A fat women named sandy that typically shits herself every single day and also destroys everything with her shitting and gets her shit on people
by SuperSussyBaka69 May 28, 2022
Get the Sandy the Shittermug. The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.
Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"
Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
by JonChad15 April 15, 2021
Get the shitter sensemug. by father troll March 4, 2023
Get the Using the shittermug.