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hot-crazy matrix

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The universal hot crazy matrix it's everything a young man needs to know about women. Teaches you how to identify fuckable, introduceable, dateable and wifeable woman.
guy 1: dude, I can't believe I spent 10 years with crazy read heads, I always end up with my tires slashed
guy2: I was there too, until I saw the hot-crazy matrix on youtube, that is a life-change man
by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
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Matrix

Matrix is gay
by Whoa I? February 20, 2021
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Matrix Juice

Semen of some monster coming from a different dimension.
And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.
by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025
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matrixed

aus slang, for when you're really high
bro i cant do shit like that when im just fucken matrixed out
by gorbzmc May 9, 2021
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Matrix

Matrix is a girl who seems very ghetto like but is a good soul. She will never disown you no matter how dirty you treat her or how hurtful you are to her she stays. She’s genuine and generous. She’s hurt but she doesn’t betray those who hurt her. She’s a good person. Always willing to help as best as she can but can never help herself. She will always be broken but heal others.
Matrix always helps me with everything but is she ok herself ?
by Mystery solved 556 November 19, 2023
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MaTriX

not Suicidaltaco, a ranking in 1337n355. pretty cool.
That's not too shabby, quite MaTriX
by PyRo_X February 5, 2003
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Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.
The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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