doing some dirty laundry

When one give a handjob to a mexican behind a circle K

Dude did you know that sarah was doing some dirty laundry with that guy next door last night

by abrevauser August 16, 2011

fold the laundry

Prostitution or the act of prostituting oneself for money.

She would fold the laundry to support her crack habit.

by PeteSRT June 13, 2017

Drop the Laundry

A muffled fart that sounds like someone dropped a pile of laundry on the bed.

Stehanie, it stinks! Did you drop the laundry?

by Portiff Digrissim October 7, 2022

Laundry Hepburn Syndrome

Laundry Hepburn Syndrome (LHS)

A psychological condition that happens in a laundromat, when the hypnotic spin of the washing machine can suddenly convince you that you are Audrey Hepburn

Katehrine: I went yesterday to the laundromat and I experienced the Hepburn Syndrome
Karen: The Katherine Hepburn Syndrome?
Katehrine: No, Karen, I mean the Laundry Hepburn Syndrome. For 30 minutes, I believed I was Holly Golightly!

by Love-fi December 8, 2025

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

how to do my laundry

Why would you search this up in here of all places?

"How to do my laundry"

"I dunno, maybe try searching in google instead"

by TheMCveteran February 22, 2025

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

by QuacksO July 22, 2019