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Gentleman’s Jacket

The placing of several sheets of paper into the toilet bowl pre-release of bum soil, thus softening the impact and noise.

Sometimes used in public toilets/ toilets.
I knew it was going to explode everywhere so I laid down a gentleman’s jacket first.
by PrideinBottle August 8, 2020
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Gentleman Asshole

A gentleman asshole is the type who is a nice guy you respectful, the type that would help a old lady across the street but the moment you disrespect them they will put you down a peg.
"Hey I'm not a bad guy I'm just a gentleman asshole, there is a huge difference hun."
by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022
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Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session
He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.
by BombTBomb April 23, 2021
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Gentleman's Wishbone

Occurs when two men are double penetrating one lucky lady only to have their ball hair tangle and need to be removed by rapidly pulling away. Only one may win, leaving the other too tender to continue. To the winner go the spoils.
The 3 way was all fun and games until we found ourselves tethered by the gentleman's wishbone.
by Cooltron69 December 7, 2017
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(The) Gentlemans Lift

The act of steadily, but with confidence, lifting your heels up and rocking your weight from the ball of your feet and back to your heels again. Repeat this process, at the very least 4 times, while standing around with one male friend (minimum).
Yesterday, while smoking my pipe and doing (The) Gentlemans Lift, I had a fruitful conversation with one of my male acquaintances.
by Gustaf Sherman October 10, 2013
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A Gentleman’s Lift

Moving your golf ball from a bad spot to a good spot without taking a penalty stroke.
Mike: “Look where my ball landed! Brutal!”

Jamie: “Just take a Gentleman’s Lift”
by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020
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Gentleman's Shakearound

A gay (2 guys) mutual hand job! So one tosses off the other and vice versa.
Me and my boyfriend shared a lovely gentleman's shakearound on the backseat of my mother's ford focus last night.
by flicklawrance November 24, 2011
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