White diet

Using cocaine or methamphetamine's in a manner that allows for extreme weight-loss

She looks like skin and bones, you know she's on that white diet, right?

by D. Dubya July 12, 2015

Wallet dieting

Trying to get rid of your spare change that make your trousers seem like they've got a dozen pounds of lead inside them by purchasing stupid things with coins

Guy 1: Dude, you got a belt? All this change in my wallet is making my pants look like Lil Wayne's at the VMAs!
Guy 2: Bro, go wallet dieting.

by Oli, yo! February 8, 2009

Diet Dating

To date without the calories. To date without strong commitment or significant amounts of drama. Usually in response to a significant other wanting to define the relationship.

"Emery, I love you, I really do! But I don't know if I am ready for a girlfriend. Besides, dating sounds so serious, why don't we just start diet dating?"

by Czsar May 20, 2008

crash diet

A diet plan that basically starves it's followers.
usually consisting of
2 fruit a day
and
a vitamin pill

dumbblonde:i'm doing the new crash diet
smartkid: so what did you eat?
dumbblonde: 2 bananas and a vitamin pill
smartkid: OH MY GOD! YOU RETARD!

by Caitlin215 July 22, 2006

Diet Pepsi

What parents give to their kids because they think it's better. Diet sodas actually have a sugar that's technically embalming fluid, so think about that before you buy another diet cola. Also experts say if you must drink a pop, drink regular since diet is actually detrimental to your health.
Also Diet Pepsi is an abomination of the name pepsi considering it tastes so bad it mutilates taste buds.

"Hey Jim, did you grab some Diet Pepsi?"
"..."
"Jim?"
"My hands..."

"What happened?"
"The Sun caused the can to explode and the diet pepsi eroded my hands before I jumped in a lake, causing all the fish to die."
"So I take that as a no?"
"Actually I have a can but this stuff makes my mouth bleed
"It's because you still have taste buds."

by OneWhoHatesBloodinHisMouth November 11, 2009

diet cock

1. (informal.) diet coke
2. an unnaturally small penis, usually found only on midgets.

1. hey DaNaGe gemme a diet cockage (see -age, gemme)
2. wow that guy has a diet cock ! (ill remember that next time im trying to lose weight.)

by gen October 6, 2003

Colombian DIet

When someone uses an excessive amount of cocaine they begin to lose a lot of weight.

Hey papi ju looking really skinny whats goin on wit ju?

Ive been on that Colombian Diet man... Ju know what im sayin.

by CMizzle December 17, 2008