Maximal Crabness

Maximal Crabness is a Term that is used to describe the state, when a Jungler gets the first two Crabs in the game League of Legends.

Game is allready won bois, i got the Maximal Crabness.

by Darkblizzard June 15, 2020

mega crabs

Like regular crabs, (the sexually transmitted parasite that lives in public hair) except several times bigger and more uncomfortable.

1. "excuse me, do you have anything for crabs?"
2. "sure, right over here sir"
1. "Mega crabs.."
2. "dear god sir, i beleive..your fucked'.."

by Jim, King of Ghana November 28, 2007

Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

by nodistortion March 14, 2022

Crab sauce

after going ham on your bitches clit if she is crusty she leaks out a sauce that is made of bits of crab and a mixture of Mayonaise And cum.

Damm this bitch got some nice crab sauce

by Dildo swagger November 25, 2018

Crab Champions

A game made by the creator of crab rave; Noisestorm.

It's a rogue-like survival game where you survive waves of enemies.
There are also Duels and Racing modes

When is Crab Champions released?

by RavagerRaven November 23, 2021

Crab-Hound

Something that slowly eats away at your sanity and impairs your ability to live your life on a day to day basis. Those who have these encounters often experience immediate death, or a sudden release of bowel control (In most cases, both occur simultaneously).

"I may be drunk, but I'm going to pee all over that Crab-Hound if she passes out in my apartment..."

by BananaGeorge March 5, 2010

Hat on a crab

Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.

When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.

Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.

by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023