Australia

Satans playground

“Hey have you been to Australia”

“Oh you mean Satan’s playground?”

by Short bean April 14, 2022

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"Have you ever been to Australia?"
"Yeah, and I got to meet Luke and Kevin."

by That guy on UrbanDictionary August 27, 2020

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Oh yes the place where fucked up weird shit happens like losing. a war to a bird

Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?

jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-

Jose: Australia

Jack: oh ok

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 16, 2021

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best place on earth..... FOR THE FUCKEN WHITE ASSES. they are extremley racist and always cocky asses

person 1: you been to straya?
person 2: yeah bro fucken shitty az australia

by unluggymatausi May 10, 2018

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What can you expect, hmmm? Oh, let’s see…… Australia, officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a sovereign country comprising the mainland of the Australian continent, the island of Tasmania, and numerous smaller islands. Australia is the largest country by area in Oceania and the world's sixth-largest country. Australia is the oldest, flattest, and driest inhabited continent, with the least fertile soils. It is a megadiverse country, and its size gives it a wide variety of landscapes and climates, with deserts in the centre, tropical rainforests in the north-east, tropical savannas in the north, and mountain ranges in the south-east.
(And yes, that was from Wikipedia, lol.

Some person: Hey, you heard about Murray?
Some other person: Oh yeah, him? That australian. Heheh, yeah?
Some other other person: What are you going on about?
Some person: Murray, I think.
Some other other person: Oh, yeah, ok.

by WindmillToast4312 November 03, 2023

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