When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.
Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."
by membersmarktp1 September 13, 2014
definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
when a person is sitting down and they can not move because it will disturb a cat that is comfortable or asleep on them.
hey, can you grab me a beer from the fridge, i can't right now, sorry man, i'm cat anchored at the moment.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.
by poisonivey March 30, 2023
Definition 1: Someone who actively holds you back from having intercourse
Definition 2: A skeleton whom you throw overboard to hold your ship in place (he is very powerful)
Definition 2: A skeleton whom you throw overboard to hold your ship in place (he is very powerful)
Man, that guy is a total bone anchor. Women won't talk to me anymore because of him.
Arg! There is land ahead, get the bone anchor ready!
Arg! There is land ahead, get the bone anchor ready!
by Jerid Messa December 29, 2022
by Ottomom November 19, 2011