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The yoda

Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself the Yoda last night
by Smooth.Yoda.is.cute. October 2, 2022
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yoda-ing

Pretending to have great life knowledge and trying to give everybody sage advice that is either obvious or counter productive. Especially if someone is too polite to tell you to knock it off the unneeded mentoring and you keep doing it and don't stop.
Brad was Yoda-ing his girlfriend excessively but she put up with it because he was cute. After she became successful she started Yoda-ing him and making him actually clean up after himself.
by Bruiser Bradley June 11, 2017
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The yoda

Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself the Yoda last night
by Smooth.Yoda.is.cute. October 2, 2022
mugGet the The yodamug.

Yoda Flip

Combination of Jedi Flip (LSD, Shrooms, and Ecstacy) with Weed. Also could be a yogi flip with shrooms!
I had a profound experience off the Yoda Flip
by Anonymous Yogi December 24, 2024
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The Baby Yoda Show

What the world's most favorite series, "The Mandalorian" is actually supposed to be named.
Baby Yoda is so popular. Wish they rename, "The Mandalorian" to, "The Baby Yoda Show"
by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020
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Yoda car

The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.
Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"

Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"
by Orangutanmaestro November 28, 2024
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