shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019

Shit

The one thing noeone wants but has. Its annoying, evil, and an abomination.

I took a shit

by Solar reader June 14, 2019

Shit

1. Sugar
2. Honey
3. Iced
4. Tea

WHICH ONE OF YE DIDN'T FLUSH DA TOILET AFTER TAKIN A SHIT?

by NO BODIES HERE. March 22, 2019

Shit

Poop

You look like shit

by iCarly April 1, 2019

SHIT

Super Happy In Togetherness

Me and this lady are SHIT!

by Mai_Luv September 6, 2019

Shit

Another word for fortnite

“Hey Jim I gotta take a shit... Quick!! Get out.”

“Hey I’m playing fortnite too here.”

by AijazGaming September 10, 2019