by mwalimu February 26, 2008
Get the ankle polishermug. Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.
by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023
Get the Polish Alanmug. Engage in pointless and unnecessary busy work for the sake of avoiding actual responsibility or undesirable tasks. First used on The Marriage Ref on an episode airing Thursday, March 25, 2010.
Husband: Honey, I'd like to come with you to the baby shower, but I have to polish the Harley.
Wife: We don't own a Harley.
Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
Wife: We don't own a Harley.
Husband: I know, but it needs to be polished.
by mkb000 March 29, 2010
Get the polish the Harleymug. by Trashkin January 24, 2019
Get the Polish thottiemug. Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?
Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.
Connor - Nice bro.
Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.
Connor - Nice bro.
by Patscorch June 30, 2016
Get the Port and polishmug. The one and only polish rab their is no one like him.
Also goes by the name of rab or wysocki.
He is class at everything and is fucking polish.
Also goes by the name of rab or wysocki.
He is class at everything and is fucking polish.
by rutfxyhk March 4, 2019
Get the polish rabmug. 21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".
Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.
by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017
Get the tile polishermug.