J’ing the peen

Jerking off the penis.

Sean quit J’ing the peen for 11 months before his fight. He lost the fight.

by Mdh247 June 8, 2025

peen

peeepeee hahshabaab

damn bro u have a nice peen

by marslolz January 27, 2021

split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Peen

A pee pee that is very large and also pretty hot

His peen is so hott

by Cherrianna December 30, 2019

Peen

Peen is a word sometimes used by people in the replacement of Penis. It sounds a little better and is just way cooler.

"Dude, my PEEN is MASSIVE"

by Peenwan1 June 7, 2020

PEEN

peen is Sofia, peen is also used as saying someone is a rat faced Samsung,

omg did you see Sofia today she was being a peen.

by PEANERGANG101 December 14, 2019

Peen

A word for a man who is an absolute chode.

Guy 1: yo your dad is an actual peen.
Guy 2: ya he is, I don't like it when he beats my mom.

by Spedped November 22, 2019