behind package

A complete series of attractive posterior features.

Sarah has a behind package.

by Sachchit murali October 22, 2013

creepy crawly crabs package

Used in conjunction with "cunt cake" to describe a disgusting std ridden vagina that contains pubic lice

Dude: Man, that girl is so fine
Dude's friend: Trust me bro, you don't want that cunt cake... it comes with the creepy crawly crabs package

by thebadwrench April 21, 2018

ship a package

Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.

I shall return in 1 hour I have got to go SHIP A PACKAGE.

by Treebonics December 10, 2019

Wacky Packages

Series of trading cards produced by Topps Parodying consumer products

Wacky Packages is the best

by SPrice1980 April 11, 2022

Package Boy

Neil's obviously preferred nickname :

Me: " awww you're such a cute package boy! "
Him: " SHUT UP "

by someonesdaughterisusingthislol February 20, 2022

puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.

“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”

by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017

Neil’s massive package

Euphemism for the payoffs from professional services firms

Neil’s massive package and timing work well for me

by Sir Farquhar November 29, 2024