A Fat Ass Plumber who spends most of his time saving girls and getting drunk or high along the way. In his free time, he is a drunk ass plumber fixing toilets because people thought charmander could take a dump on the toilet but he fell in, got stuck and Mario had to plunge his fiery Asshole out of there. He is featured in many video games.
Hey man, wanna play Super Mario, sure lets be sure to eat lots and lots of sh rooms before we start the game.
by HairyBallz0-0-7 April 07, 2021
by Ham4life December 03, 2020
As plain as a piece of fucking bread, these players likely main Ryu in Street Fighter, probably use a sword+shield in Dark Souls, and maybe Ally wannabes.
by Sg. ECHHHHHH February 06, 2018
by J.NewtgatNewton July 10, 2021
Mini mario is the henchest, most incredible mario to exist. Forget golden racoon mario, mini mario is tiny and has a massive nose and runs faster than sawnic and will smack your bum, whenever mario turns into mini mario, the boys must say “Mini Mario” in a deep voice and look cool and gangster.
Bowser: Mario just lost health he cant beat me!
Mario: (changes into Mini Mario) Mini Mario activated!
Bowser: what the fooook! He is running like sawnic and smacking my bum and has a massive nose!
Mini Mario: Mini Mario (bangs bowser, bowser is now dead)
Mini Mario: Mini Mario mission complete
Mario: (changes into Mini Mario) Mini Mario activated!
Bowser: what the fooook! He is running like sawnic and smacking my bum and has a massive nose!
Mini Mario: Mini Mario (bangs bowser, bowser is now dead)
Mini Mario: Mini Mario mission complete
by WestYorkCharvas101 June 03, 2021
by lilbrightie January 19, 2021
When a person wants another person to birth a frog and then teach it how to twerk , continuing the tweaking legacy.
“Yoo I want u to virgin Mario again.”
“Nah bro I’m fine for today, the last frog had a disappointing ass”
“Nah bro I’m fine for today, the last frog had a disappointing ass”
by Maheku baby April 28, 2022