virgin mario

When a person wants another person to birth a frog and then teach it how to twerk , continuing the tweaking legacy.

“Yoo I want u to virgin Mario again.”
“Nah bro I’m fine for today, the last frog had a disappointing ass”

by Maheku baby April 28, 2022

mini mario

Mini mario is the henchest, most incredible mario to exist. Forget golden racoon mario, mini mario is tiny and has a massive nose and runs faster than sawnic and will smack your bum, whenever mario turns into mini mario, the boys must say “Mini Mario” in a deep voice and look cool and gangster.

Bowser: Mario just lost health he cant beat me!
Mario: (changes into Mini Mario) Mini Mario activated!
Bowser: what the fooook! He is running like sawnic and smacking my bum and has a massive nose!
Mini Mario: Mini Mario (bangs bowser, bowser is now dead)
Mini Mario: Mini Mario mission complete

by WestYorkCharvas101 June 3, 2021

Builder Mario

The best smash alt Mario has, don't @ me.

"Which Mario alt do you use?"

"Oh? I use Builder Mario of course! The best alt Mario has!"

by lilbrightie January 19, 2021

Super Mario

The Fat guy that nintendo made on the nes

CHAMBODONGUSMCGEE THE SECOND: BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW SUPER MARIO GAME IT WAS RADICAL
JAMBINGTON HANGLEDORF THE THIRD: YEAH I THINK IT WAS GNARLY

by Thelastbanana May 9, 2021

super mario

A Fat Ass Plumber who spends most of his time saving girls and getting drunk or high along the way. In his free time, he is a drunk ass plumber fixing toilets because people thought charmander could take a dump on the toilet but he fell in, got stuck and Mario had to plunge his fiery Asshole out of there. He is featured in many video games.

Hey man, wanna play Super Mario, sure lets be sure to eat lots and lots of sh rooms before we start the game.

by HairyBallz0-0-7 April 7, 2021

Mario Madness

The frustration and/or anger exhibited by players of Mario who find themselves momentarily incapable of denying the futility of going against the relentless process that IS Mario.

Incoherent screaming from basement:--BROCCOLI &$^#*$&# MOTHER &%$#@&$ $%^$ IN MY %##%&%$ I &$^#^&$ HATE THIS PIECE OF &*&^*^--
Todd: Did you see the Wii remote in the tv?
Kelly: ^&+$ing Mario Madness, dude.

by Kpatch January 2, 2012

Mario lopez’d

The act of using the Mario Lopez back massager as a way to pleasure you partner 💦

Dude I Mario Lopez’d my wife last night. I’ve never heard that sound before.

by Mario lopez’d February 19, 2022