Up Mud

The act of anal intercourse.

"I went up mud"
"She likes it up mud"

"Hi Dave, did you go out last night?"
"No, I stayed in and went up mud with my darling wife."

by MickyHow September 18, 2013

mud twister

You eat a fuck ton of Indian food and you shit everywhere, but you can't clean it all off so you start twisting while they start licking.

Arjan helped Andrew mud twister himself into oblivion.

by The Ahlrus May 5, 2022

Mud Knot

(Noun)

A term used to describe the location on a living organism (usually human) in which bodily waste is dispensed. Mud refers to the color and consistency of the waste. Knot refers to the appearance of the location; similar to the look of a knot tied on a balloon.

Damn, I had a terrible taste in my mouth after licking that Mud Knot .

by MrMudKnot January 25, 2019

mud puddler

Man who likes to remove other peoples faeces and play with it.

I meet this gorgeous guy who happens to be a mud puddler

by Sacha in OZ June 15, 2008

flower in the mud

To go through alot pain, to smile and be different, to stand away from the crowd.

James was a flower in the mud, but all the kids picked on him

by IG@Jay_Swizzy_17_ April 26, 2015

mud job

This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.

Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato

by girtygeff123 March 14, 2015

Slug mud

When you masterbait and the cum runs down your dick and then she spits on your dick and you stick it in her butt thus creating slug mud

Yo man last night i created slug mud with my girl

by Znoopdog November 1, 2016