Lucas is a gentleman who frequents the island of ibiza every summer to bring joy to Scottish holiday makers. Lucas is a man of mystery, he spends his days relaxing in the spanish sun but he is never off duty. He lives for his work so no matter day or night, he will be there at holiday goers beck and call. Wether it be a side street or a villa, Lucas will show up 4 hours after the agreed time to meet. Lucas (the businessman) will make you and your group feel at ease before showing his array of products. He will charm the ladies with is exotic accent and luscious looks, the men will be in awe of his presence and impressive package... of product. Once business has been done, Lucas will leave with a kiss and the group will immediately say " what a beautiful man Lucas was".... "bit pricey though"
"Hi Phil, it's Lucas. Hope you and the baby are well my friend". "Will you be in ibiza this year? want any product? "
by Jonnybags June 4, 2018

The smartest most sexy person ever with a massive dick and when i asked how much money he got he said 0!
by xXLLucaZZXx November 6, 2018

fat lying slob poser snob and douche nozzle who lies about having a dance party on her roof with jay-z
by krotchies April 6, 2010

A short guy who always digs into your head with the power of being annoying. He gets swarmed by british woman every goddamn fucking second and its partially the golden child in other peoples eyes.
by UsedGymTowel July 13, 2022

This Person Is Charming, Cute, Funny, Kind And An All Round Amazing Person, He Loves Girls As He Is Not Gay And Does Amazing Anal
by ManicNotFound November 18, 2020
