giraffe stapling

When a girl pinches your dick between her chin and her neck.

"John, your ex girlfriend was giraffe stapling me last night. It was awesome!"
"That girl with the big neck over there is probably really good at giraffe stapling."

by TOyoyo September 30, 2013

Lazy Giraffe

The act of performing fellatio on a minuscule cock and tricking the owner into believing you're deep-throating it.

Chad felt really good about the size of his cock after his girl went down on him, little did he know she was giving him a lazy giraffe.

by yeahItotallyhavesex June 24, 2020

Giraffe Man

Someone who is over six feet tall and sits right in front of your seat at the movies

I can't see the movie, thanks to Giraffe Man sitting in front of me.

by Mina_Colada February 21, 2015

giraffe tear

A tear made of a giraffes brain

Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die

by Oopsksksks February 20, 2021

Giraffe

The best and most superior animals that will ever meet your eye. When you see it your eyes will be amazed by its beauty.

Giraffes are the best animal in this earth and their spots make them unique to others .

by Jack Jonathan Johnson June 25, 2018

Inverted Golden Giraffe

The act of a person with a penis urinating with a full erection while doing a handstand. Sometimes done for humor or after sex, but often done in the fetish style of water sports

Filby: My guy, I was so hard last night I couldn’t even piss. It was impossible.

Dondo: You should’ve just busted out the Inverted Golden Giraffe! Sometimes the only way to pee up, is to pee down. But remember to aim.

by BettyYellowSplash February 18, 2025

Giraffe-tree

When a mommy giraffe likes a daddy tree they make a giraffe-tree

Hats are pretty cool are giraffe-trees

by Big daddy 6363 May 3, 2019