The art of holding both arms in one direction, primarily to the sides, and pretending to sneeze into your arm.
by Captain Clorox July 24, 2016
Get the dabmug. When a male urinates, then proceeds to dab the tip of his penis with a single square of toilet paper or something akin to a baby-wipe.
This ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving fellatio in the near future. Usually occurs when sex appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.
The optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:
1. The male and his sexual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating
2. When the male is beginning to receive fellatio and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his penis, realizes her partner's cock tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a BBQ restaurant. Thanks.
This ritual is a crude, but slightly considerate, attempt at hygiene when the male is optimistic about receiving fellatio in the near future. Usually occurs when sex appears imminent but the male must excuse himself in order to urinate.
The optimistic dab, while very similar to a full solar-eclipse in the fact that it is rarely seen, only becomes in evident in one of two common situations:
1. The male and his sexual partner reside in the same residence and the aforementioned male fails to know properly operate the bathroom door while urinating
2. When the male is beginning to receive fellatio and the female, while flicking her tongue across the head of his penis, realizes her partner's cock tastes like a wet-nap one receives in a BBQ restaurant. Thanks.
"Why are you wiping instead of shaking? Oh. Wait. Is that an optimistic dab? How cute."
Alternatively,
"Darling, your cock tastes like soap. Mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?"
Alternatively,
"Darling, your cock tastes like soap. Mind using something other than a wet-nap next time you do an optimistic dab?"
by twittish July 10, 2009
Get the optimistic dabmug. When a cyclist falls from his bike and lands on his head, as opposed to the term dab which is usually a foot touching the ground during trials competitions.
by daemon95131 February 3, 2009
Get the head dabmug. A evil Hmong female spirit who has come back for some sort of purpose that was not fulfilled during her time of living. Appearance: Is in her clothes that she was buried in, has blue/green/odd colored skin, and dark hair all over her face.
Brave person: *checks out the hella noises happening out of their home* OHH THERE’S (poj dab’s name) OUT THERE!!!
Person who stayed inside their home: * tells brave person to go under the covers/sleep with them* (or they get things that the poj dab is not a fan of)
Both: *scared shitless*
Person who stayed inside their home: * tells brave person to go under the covers/sleep with them* (or they get things that the poj dab is not a fan of)
Both: *scared shitless*
by ImJustHearIdk July 1, 2021
Get the Poj dabmug. by peeps255 June 24, 2018
Get the dabbing seagullsmug. by therealgboy December 8, 2016
Get the dab attackmug.