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Joey: «ah... not again!...»
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by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017
Get the Crookmug. Sexual position when a male in a trucker hat hits it from behind on one leg (one leg must be on the floor to constitute a crooked mudflap).
by Cupcaketopus March 23, 2022
Get the crooked mudflapmug. When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand
by Chonga December 24, 2021
Get the crooked jerky jockeymug. by steppaz April 8, 2021
Get the crookmug. by jay parker November 26, 2022
Get the Crookmug. When you're not gay but not straight. So you're bi or something like that idk. So someone calls you crooked in front of someone that doesn't know your sexuality. (btw I'm crooked too:)
by crooked.frog February 22, 2021
Get the Crookedmug. Look at that guy with his girlfriend while he’s checking out the other girls. That dude has a Crooked Eye.
by the PITA son October 15, 2017
Get the Crooked Eyemug.