The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke May 14, 2011

Mongolian Buffet

Screaming loudly into a partner's anus while shaking your head vigorously. Similar to a "motor boat", but to the anus.

I knew it was love when we met at the Mongolian Buffet.

by glassandsteel March 23, 2015

cunt buffet

The female equivalent of a sausage fest

Holy shit! There's so many damn bitches at this club it's a fucking cunt buffet.

by papa cherry April 30, 2014

buffet-style

Spending time sampling all areas of a person rather than just one.

John's wife was delighted he decided to go full buffet-style on her rather than just plain old cunnilingus

by HamB4clam October 08, 2019

jib buffet

A freestyle snowboarding term used to reference mogul terrain.

Most snowboarders hate bumpy mogul terrain, but for those who enjoy freestyle and park riding, fields of bumpy moguls can be used to jib tricks continuously. Thus a jib buffet.

by McChauder March 13, 2019

Fur Buffet

When you eat poon for a real long time.

Girl, he went down on me all night. He done had himself a fur buffet.

by Munchmeister 69, Esquire February 28, 2018

Craigslist Buffet

When you answer all the Craiglist casual encounter ads and hope they show up.

I was bored so I ordered a Craigslist Buffet. I hope I don't catch an STI

by Blue Johnson July 11, 2015