Life Things

The meaningful activities that happen OUTSIDE of everyday alcohol, drug and sex addiction.

So, did you hear that Sherry 'slobs the knob five times a fucking day? '
Yeah, I did. She's doin' that shit while the rest of the world is doin' Life Things just to survive.

by YAWA November 23, 2021

weird things

when weird things happen, you do weird things.

man: "why are you being so weird"
guy: "I'm just doing weird things "meow"

by thingsweirdpeopledo April 11, 2022

shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.

My shit thing broke AGAIN

by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011

Street thing

The stage in a relationship where the party are neither friends or lovers but wish wish to be lovers.

“we’ve got a street thing going on”

by Erica käne October 6, 2021

over-thing

An over-thing is something you wear over something else. Examples of an over-thing are cardigans, hoodies, coats, or a zip up track jacket.

Put on your over-thing, it’s cold out.

I might bring an over-thing in case it rains.

by A n n i e April 5, 2019

flashy-thing

(verb/noun) AKA a neuralizer or having one used on you. Fictional gadget from the Men in Black movie that erases a person's memory and allows the wielder to replace it with spoken instructions similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Past tense: flashy-thinged

Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.

by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016

Kid-Thing

A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.

I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.

by $ Coin Money $ January 16, 2012