Ted Starkins

Anyone with this name is an absolute wanker

that guy Ted Starkins is an absolute wanker

by PhAnToM73 October 9, 2022

Ted Cruzin

Leaving your responsibilities for a sandy beach or tropical location during a disaster or tragic event.

I am about to be Ted Cruzin out of here. People are asking me to do stuff.

by Catch7 February 18, 2021

teddy ted

He’s asleep forever. He’s dead.

That boy in the red. Ten bans will leave him dead. I keep my shooters fed. That blicky got a lead. These niggas teddy ted.

by Astroflo July 8, 2023

TED Talk

When Ted Cruz talks you into having an extra marital affair for the purposes of furthering your political career.

I was reluctant to give in, but after a well executed TED Talk, I was more than willing to follow Ted into the broom closet.

by RodgersIsKing July 7, 2016

Ted Bundy

A great man who followed his dreams. :D

When I'm older, I want to be like Ted Bundy

by SexyBeast6969420 October 22, 2020

TED HILL

A pornstar who will cum inside of you at the very sight of each other, your bra will come off as soon as he looks at it. Your bed may be black now but after he gets on you it will be white forever. His massive horse cock which will not fit in your mouth and his muscly abs that you will want to suck forever. His mum has already taken him so you cant get on him yet. 69 times is his cum record for one day and is the winner of the Guinness World Record for the longest cum shot 21 year running with a massive 69 meters.

Oh my Gosh, look its TED HILL oh wait, IM NAKED AAAHHH.

by Ejaculator machine November 3, 2020

Icy Ted

Using Ben Gay as lube to thumb bang the ass of the girl you found out cheated on you instead of just dumping her.

They say revenge is best served cold. This revenge is icy.

Why is Jane walking funny?
I heard she got an Icy Ted because she fooled around on Hambone when he was away last week.

by Hambone64 June 10, 2013