teh uber 1337

used in Warcraft 3 the frozen thhave just after you have pwned somebody so much you have gotten a killing spree off of it

"I just pwned!!"
"OMG i am teh uber 1337 at pwning j00"

by bob role July 19, 2006

molly teh mop

The Bill H of Button*Masher.

Bill*H can hook you up with B*Ms new CD, Too Cliche.

by Unorigional February 16, 2005

teh issuez cat

To have issues, one who has issues. Accompanied by a hand movement -'issUEZ'.
Also, my psychotic cat.

Eleanor: Rosalie, why did your cat just jump on my face?
Rosalie: Oh, sorry. She's kinda teh issuez cat.

Emma: The Ketchup Kid was even angstier than usual yesterday...
Rosalie: God, he is SUCH an issuez cat!

by 4*0$@l13 March 03, 2008

teh winner is you

This comes from the online music video of "We Drink Ritalin" (awesome by the way)

A really ghetto and engrish way of saying "You are the winner!"

Tim: "Yes! I established my spot on that corner next to the elementary! Those kids will do anything for some extra "after school milk".
Me: "Uhhhh...teh winner is you?"

by Bland April 04, 2004

teh evil monkey

a evil monkey that dodge every attack without thinking.

Naru stabsssssssss teh monkey.
Monkey_fish_man dodges.

Naru: evil monkey!

by Naru August 03, 2004

I R TEH PWnZ0R

1. A person who has "pwned" someone or something in a online game

2. A type of dinosaur (that I will name when I discover a new species of dino!)

1. victim-OMFG HAX HE R KILLD MAH LEVEL 1000!!!

pwnz0r- NOEZ HAX I R TEH PWNZ0R

2. teacher- And in this picture we have the pwnz0r now can anyone tell me how many bones it has?

by Undeadgophers February 21, 2010

I R Teh Winrar

When you want to congratulate yourself on a job well done and don't mind sounding like a geeky dumbass.

Don't let anyone tell you you're using it wrong, it's not some computer-y thing, it's a statement of your coolness.

Plus it rhymes.

"I just put my pants on the right way, I R Teh Winrar!"

by KittyButt September 29, 2009