Target

You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.

That's my target story.

by Kuehlstein June 3, 2018

Target Ally

: one that is associated with another as a helper, unless it gets hard : a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity, or struggle - but only when convenient and has limited risk.

When the Florida man started picking a flight, my friend just disappeared! Gone like a Target ally...

by MCATL310470 May 25, 2023

Spicy ˝target˝

You say Spicy ˝target˝ when you see the main target of your spy mission. You replace ˝target˝ with the targets name (for exsample if the targets name is Sam you would say ˝Spicy Sam˝)

(Spicy ˝target˝ will be named Sam again)
spy1: Look Spicy Sam
spy2: Oh there he is
spy1: Yeah we should hide

by Gobice February 28, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 26, 2025

The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real

I know! I've been talking about it for years.

Hym "The targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia is real. Calling it out the way I did likely has something to do with the drop in the shootings. You might not like it but we all know from experience that once they start doing the weaponized schizophrenia not only do they not have to recognize your rights but also they won't stop until you murder some kids."

by Hym Iam November 19, 2025

Target Practice

The act of DMing an individual romantically despite not seriously considering romantic advances as to strengthen charisma for serious suitors at a later time.

I have not shot my shot with anyone in forever. Ill hit this girl up for target practice to see if I still got it.

by bellantone November 19, 2025

That guy from Target

A general reference to any individual within any setting who has earned a reputation for belligerence in public places for no apparent reason.

The remark generally implies a weariness of the situation and identifies that the person making the remark would like to immediately remove his or her self from the circumstance.

The remark does not absolutely pronounce that one has had personal experience with such individual but rather is a subtle way of identifying one's own general weariness about any potential interaction with such 'type'.

The primary difference between a Karen and "That guy from Target" is that a Karen generally has been provoked in some fashion which no one else is can understand and somehow said Karen has determined that 'standing their ground' is demonstratably a sign or act of bravery. This is often perceived by onlookers as some sort of self-empowered policing, whereas "That guy from Target" is more like an unhinged animal, a dog that might become afraid and attack with viscious intent.

"That's that guy from Target - back up slowly and don't make any sudden moves."

"That's the guy from Target and it appears that he is out of pamphlets..."

That guy from Target

by Sir H. C. Notneb June 23, 2021