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switching to geico

Breaking up with a friend or company quickly after a bad experience, replacing them with someone else.
Sorry Jill, I can't take your shit any longer. I'm switching to Geico.
by hjoyrg March 13, 2020
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Switch Hitting

The act of smoking two joints or blunts at once, but switching between them, as in taking a hit from one, then taking a hit from the other one.
"Dude, me and Mike were switch hitting like crazy! I got so high!"
by Will Sotter January 6, 2012
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Switch and dip

To switch a breakfast hotdog for an uncrustable
Zaid did a switch and dip when he swapped his breakfast corn dog for Thomas’ hot dog because they’re bro’s.
by iM hAviNg A pAniC aTtAcK December 4, 2019
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Dolphin Switch

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.

Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!
by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010
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Kentucky Switch

When your using a public bathroom and your shit smells so bad or clogs the toilet so you Louisiana Shuffle to the next stall.
Dude, I just dropped a massive shit and it stunk so bad I had to Kentucky Switch
by denimDom March 7, 2020
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Sex Switching

It is when you switch tactics during sexual activity.
Can be:
Switching from oral to intercourse
Switching from bottom to top
Switching from rubbing to licking clit
Etc.
I have a real kink for sex switching.
Babe, I know you like sex switching.
by Lil_Weirdo_ July 24, 2019
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Dick Switch

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.
"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"
by Ben Booner May 4, 2020
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