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Barn Swallow

Small town nobody who is willing to blow half the surrounding 3 counties for drugs.
I just found out my best friend is a barn swallow. How do I get them help?
by HalfNutt420 June 29, 2024
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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
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Book swallower

Somebody who studies all day, similar to a nerd but it arrives to a point that they “swallow books”.
yo cuz, that chick is a book swallower - watch out.
by scooge February 24, 2023
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cross swallowing

cross swallowing is when a male ejaculates semen and piss at the same time into a females mouth.
That girl Ashley was cross swallowing last night!
by marcstrokesmith June 8, 2024
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