shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

Shit on

To be absolutely demolished in a competition, conversation, or some other form of interaction where someone can make you cry for mommy.

"Dude they absolutely shit on our team tonight!"

by MyPPhurt October 21, 2019

Shit

What you say when the WiFi networks go out

Shit the WiFi went out

by Jana Jordan December 26, 2018

Shit

Your little sister/brother

Why you little shit!!!!

by Alexa Red March 9, 2019

Shit

1. An angry way of saying poop or crap
2. When your really mad about a mistake you made

1. Damn it! My dog took a shit on the carpet

by Idontknow0 September 20, 2019

shit

this website

shit

by BernieSanders4Prez June 11, 2020

Shit

What's left of Urban Dictionary.

Damn. This place really turned to shit, didn't it?

by Illidan 6666. November 25, 2019