Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.

Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.

by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021

Urban Stretch

In the height of summer, an act of sexual congress that takes place in a six story walk up without air conditioning wherein the penetrating partner places their member in the other participant while leaning backwards to make as little skin contact as possible.

Man, it was so hot last night I had to pull an Urban Stretch just to get a nut.

by StreetEtymologist. June 19, 2025

Stretch

When something is taken too far unessecarily, or made long.

Liam: "After she lets me kiss her I'm going to persuade her to have sex with me."
Jim : "Woah chill dude, that's a stretch"

by AyF December 29, 2017

World’s Greatest Stretch

A dynamic full-body mobility exercise that combines a deep lunge, thoracic spine rotation, and hamstring stretch to improve flexibility, joint mobility, and muscular activation across the hips, spine, hamstrings, and shoulders. Commonly used as a warm-up drill in athletic and general fitness settings. Made popular by Dr. Aaron Horschig of Squat University.

Before squatting, I always do the World’s Greatest Stretch to open up my hips and thoracic spine.

by ElzearYoung June 5, 2025

ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.

bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!

by kornball May 14, 2025

stretching wookie

When a girl's pussy is extremely hairy and her beef curtains are extremely big at the same time. It usually smells funny too; like a wet dog.

"Oh man I was gonna bang her last night but she had the biggest stretching wookie, dude. It was the grossed thing I'd ever seen so I high tailed the fuck outta there.

by 4n4l monster for BenQ July 10, 2016

Stumble Stretch

The act of stretching while also using the computer application "StumbleUpon". The exercise is used by many Stumblers when they can't think of anything to look up. This also makes them think better. It is one of the best computer exercises you can think of. So if you want info at a real fast fetch, click that Stumble button and do a Stumble Stretch.

Hec: What's this weird thing? I've never seen that toolbar before.

Brad: Its called StumbleUpon. Its my favorite app! Craziest thing you've ever seen! (click the 'Stumble' button)

Hec: Wow! Everything in just one click? (groans) Oh no, I think I need some exercise.

Brad: Sure! How about a Stumble Stretch? (clicks the button and reaches for Hec's hand) Now I'm stretching your hand. See? You just click and stretch at the same time. Its easy! Everybody loves it.

Hec: Whoah! I'm a Stumbler now.

Brad: Yes, the Stumble Stretch, one of the best PC workouts around! You've joined the Stumbler Nation. See, and so did I!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 26, 2011