stanley

he is that big nigga from "the office"

stanley "did i studer"

by cmon georgia is not a porno August 19, 2020

Stanley

the world's cutest dog, always friendly and playful!!
will do anything for his owner, including stealing her socks :)
fluffly booboo
faithful and loya, scared of lightning but really brave!!

Person 1: Wow, your dog is so cute!!
Person 2: Thanks, his name's Stanley!
Person 3: cookiesssss

by psycho emo October 18, 2019

Stanley

Stanley is a former colliery town and civil parish in County Durham, England. Centred on a hilltop between Chester-le-Street and Consett, the town lies south west of Gateshead. It also happens to be an absolute shithole, where it's easier to count houses that have snow on the roof in the winter than those without. Everyone is either on drugs or is a raging alcoholic or both if you're real special. It also holds North Durham Academy within its borders. Home to a bunch of arseholes and fucktards, what a special fucking place to be.

Stanley, where wishes and dreams go to burn and die.

by Anonymousguy.19 December 27, 2019

isla and stanley

isla and stanley is the definition for the coolest people on earth. they are the most long lasting couple ever and SHALL be getting married someday. i will make sure of it. isla and stanley are both cool amazinf and funny. and also isla has a huge wang.

person 1: “u ok?”
person 2: “yeah yeah i’m good. oh look it’s isla and stanley!!”
person 1: “oh my goooood they look so awesome!!!!!”
in unison: “woah look at islas huge dong!”

by fentabuser911 November 18, 2025

Stanley Cup

A cup.. Normally anyways. In a certain school its definition has been rewritten to be : A deadly weapon to be used to commit blunt force trauma on the skull.

This kid said he wanted to fight me. Little does he know, i've got a Stanley Cup in my backpack waiting on him.

by ndhoodquencher April 28, 2023

Stanley Cup

A cup that for some reason so many people want (thanks to TikTok, of course) that they literally camped outside of Target just to get this stupid cup. Oh, and by the way, these cups sold out in less than 4 minutes flat.

I got a Stanley cup because I waited outside of Target since 1:30am.

by Pialinist January 25, 2024

Stanley

Stanley (also known as Stanners) is a man who enjoys the works of Hidetaka Miyazaki and will INSIST that Dark Souls 2 is a good game. Stanley also has a brother who is an absolute shitposter. Other than that, he is a nice fellow with a good sense of humour, cares a lot about his friends and is overall a good laugh.

Barlothemew: Yo I heard that Stanley really likes Dark Souls 2?
Archibald: What! I HATE that game!

by Netcablr6169 January 12, 2023