Vanilla Snowflake

Drunk white boys that can't dance.

noun.
Person 1: Oh geez. -shaking head-
Person 2: what's wrong.
-Person 1 points to dance floor-
Person 1: We got ourselves a vanilla snowflake.
-Person 2 looks to the dance floor-
Person 2: -nods- I agree. That is indeed a vanilla snowflake.

by ~Blackstarr~ January 9, 2017

golden snowflake

A Trump supporter who gets overly sensitive and melts down when facts are presented which contradict what their leader has told them, and are unable to use logic to disprove the facts.

Fact : Repealing the ACA will deprive 20+ million of their health insurance.

Golden snowflake: Liberal tears LOL. Make America great again! Fake news, bad media!

Fact: Less people voted for Trump. The majority of the country found him unappealing and unqualified.

Golden snowflake: Doesn't matter! The electoral college* wanted him! #MAGA

*Note - elites.

by Dr.Kruschnekov January 14, 2017

Snowflake

A term someone will call someone that they are insanely jealous of. The person calling the other person that is usually very delusional and in need of therapy

You're a snowflake

by John49635 January 20, 2024

Irish Snowflake

Noun When you're wearing green lipstick and have an ice cube in your mouth, then give a frosty butthole kiss

I hope you enjoyed that Irish Snowflake.

by Mr. Park January 20, 2024

Snowflakism

The act of behaving in a manner that would make you regarded as a snowflake. Namely the act of behaving in a manner that would be deemed over sensitive or easily hurt by trivial statements or actions that has come from another.

That guy over there got really upset when I called him a silly billy. Shouldn't do that, that is snowflakism.

by LordJenal April 29, 2023

Snowflake

Someone who is easily offended and susceptible to confirmation bias, usually with the tendency to dehumanize those they perceive as inferior or weak due to a deep-rooted sense of inadequacy, who resorts to deflection and projection when threatened or fearful of change

Person 1: How they’re allowing this nonsense about gender is truly disgraceful. These snowflakes get so triggered and whine when people don’t agree with them. Can you believe that crap?

Person 2: You literally just described yourself… but I also didn’t ask for this conversation, soooo I’m gonna go cause it’s taco Tuesday. Good luck though and hope you find some peace in your life!

by Fearthereaper72 May 14, 2023

old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.

Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.

by joelstius December 11, 2022