Poodle in a skirt

Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.

Poodle in a skirt by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

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Schrödinger's Skirt

Mostly used in reference with anime characters of typically traditional feminine traits, specifically wearing the clothing apparel known as skirts. This term implies that no one knows what is under the skirt and whatever is under the skirt is the observer's choice, implying the aforementioned anime character might be a femboy or an actual girl, or perhaps an all devouring eldritch being. This term was arguably first used by semi-popular American/Serbian YouTuber LivingIronicallyInEurope, in reference to his YouTube account's PFP.

John: Man, hentai's so confusing nowadays, you never know who's a girl and who's a boy.
Rohn: I know, everyone's wearing a Schrödinger's skirt.

Schrödinger's Skirt by DrinksVodkaWatchesWolfsburg February 17, 2022

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mini skirt

only the best item of clothing like EVER omg it totally rules and guys love it UNLESS you r a man or have FAT legs

wow your miniskirt is sooo gorgy (said the guy)

mini skirt by efa May 13, 2005

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yellow skirt split

When you have sex with an asian girl with a skirt on and you have her stand on her head open her legs and you saddle her and fuck her by squatting up and down.

I heard Avery's boyfriend got her to do a yellow skirt split last night

yellow skirt split by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009