Skinny Jeans

Jeans worn for the purpose of annihalating a man's testis.

Billy: Oof, these jeans are squeezing mah bawls so tight.
Joe:Cuz ur wearing skinny jeans you nimrod!!

by Rhymenocerous 50 February 26, 2009

skinny boy

The small spare tire in the trunk of your car.

Yo, I gots a flat, good thing I gots the skinny boy in the back.

by Steve " H " August 31, 2006

Skinny as a needle

Britney Spears

Person 1: Have you heard “Toxic” by Skinny As A Needle?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Britney Spears?
Person 1: Yes!

by jennahasabasketballgametmrw June 27, 2019

simp skinny

the act of becoming skinny as a result of simping.

Yo, I heard my mans broke up with his girl. Yea, big fella ain't been eatin, he simp skinny.

Damnnnn, he simp skinny!

by wrirson May 12, 2020

Skinny Pants

Pants that are hiked up onto the belly rather than wearing them at the waist. These you see used by fat people who try to look skinny.

Jeff: Sam did you see that fat guy wearing his skinny pants?
Sam: Yeah, but they ain't helping him look skinny.

by .Spooky. December 9, 2008

Skinny dip

To swim with no clothes on. More fun when done with people of the opposite sex.

I asked Melissa if she would go skinny dipping with me, she said yes.

by Southern Threat December 3, 2020

skinny santa

a dealer of drugs, especially cocaine

All that powder! Skinny Santa must be around.

by jim sardone December 12, 2005