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Simen

Simen is the most sexy man to ever live. Many people say that he has a 35 cm cock, but that is wrong. It is actually around 47 cm! If somebody comes up to you and tells you that Simen has a 35 cm cock, that is fake news and you better make sure that you correct them!
Person 1: Simen’s cock is like 35 cm!
Person 2: NO IT IS NOT!! IT IS 47 cm!!!!
Person 1: Ok, relax.
Person 2: How can i possibly relax when you are going around spreafing fake news?!
by OneGreatGod69420XD June 25, 2019
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Simen mæland

Addicted to nesespray
by SNobben33 April 1, 2019
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Sibie

Sibie is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He has an attraction that makes you want to talk to him. He is amazing, funny and will always have your back , if your friends with him, keep him forever❣💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟.
"Sibie is such a great guy"
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silie190

A fucking dogshit overwatch and fortshite player who is still better than iballisticfreak
Your so bad silie190 is better than you
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Simeon

Simeon is a pretty great guy, everyone loves him. He’s really smart and plays basketball. He usually has a surname beginning with A and ending with I
You see that great guy over there, he’s Simeon
by pretty great guy January 8, 2020
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simcel

Someone who's a simp and an incel at the same time
Nico is a fucking simcel with major autism!
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Simen

Simen is the coolest guy ever! if you dont know a simen your life must suck admit it.
Simen usely got a hella huge peepee and nice and sexy ass
Simen comes in many color. but be carefull he is smarter then you think ;)
-Girl wow look at that ass
-girl 2 Damn, thats a SIMEN's ass!
by Bjørnebæriskogen July 30, 2020
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