pitching a no-shitter

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss

Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

by El Chapo March 7, 2011

pumpkin shitter

An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)

“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”

by Pumpkin shitter January 27, 2019

logay shitter

Someone who is really bad at videogames. Usually will choke in most situations.

Gamer1: dude it was a 3v1 your such a logay shitter.
gamer2: whats a logay shitter?

by SirVoss April 28, 2021

Sandy the Shitter

A fat women named sandy that typically shits herself every single day and also destroys everything with her shitting and gets her shit on people

Sandy the Shitter, shit all over our recliner chair again

by SuperSussyBaka69 May 28, 2022

Using the shitter

To have a bowel movement in a stall at a public restroom.

God damn it I have to use the shitter!
Where’s jimmy?
I think he’s using the shitter.

by father troll March 4, 2023

Alabama Shitter

When during anal the woman shits.

Last night Debbie gave me a Alabama Shitter and it felt so good.

by bigger d August 19, 2014

Two-Shitter

A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.

Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"

"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"

by KillTheJoy February 6, 2019