Bomb Ass Shit

Something that is really great.

That right there is some bomb ass shit

by Benking34 May 31, 2011

weak ass shit

The opposite of sick ass shit. Something that is so uncool or so non-awesome that it's just plain sad.

Rapper: Your flows are just weak ass shit, they sound like the flatulation of an elephant.
Crowd: (Laughing)

by tripdnokc August 24, 2010

Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.

A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!

by BeHa February 20, 2011

Shit Fire Out My Ass

When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.

I went home and shit fire out my ass because of all that damn mexican food I ate.

by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009

shitty ass shit

a terrible predicament that is so bad that there is no positive way out.

"how in the hell did we get lost in the middle of the desert naked with no water and having to listen to justin bieber for 4 hours straight?"

"I don't know this is some shitty ass shit."

by P.V. treat 928 March 19, 2010

Sweet Ass Shit

Something that is so cool that the word cool cannot describe it. The single most badass thing on the face of the planet. Also known as SAS.

Brown Polo Day is Sweet Ass Shit. Or...BPD is SAS!

by Mr. Senor Jose Sanchez August 23, 2006

Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole

When you see a super hot chick and you actually think her shit don't stink. You actually visualize rimming, sucking on, and eating out her asshole even with remnants of shit in her butt crevice. But, to you, it is well worth it because she is sooooo hot. Sometimes it can be used as an Acronym : (ETSOOHA). It is pronounced "Et-sew-ha".

1.) Horny Bastard: Look at Britney Spears....she has a super juicy butt and looks hot!

Fat Bastard: I would so Eat The Shit Out Of Her Asshole!

2.) Nerd#1: Do you think Britney Spears is hot?

Nerd#2: Man, I would ETSOOHA anyday!!!

by Sicilianbuttfucker June 22, 2011