schwank

a sexual act combining defication with masturbation

"i'm off to the loo for a schwank.... shan't be long"

by jeff wode May 8, 2004

schlang face

This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.

This schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?

by meowiekittie February 12, 2012

Schwong!

Similar to "Schwing!" from Wayne's World, except the babe who triggers it is Oriental.

Wow, that Hyuna babe in the Gangnam video is a ten on the Schwong! scale.

by EwieGui June 3, 2013

schwag

I am unfamiliar with the marijuana use of this definition. I have only heard this word in reference to free schwag.. ie stuff you win at a bike race or similar event.

Yeah, 5 reps were at the national championships givin' out free schwag--and I scored a free ...

by Eric S May 13, 2005

Schwanz

German slang for penis, cock etc. Also has its entertaining uses in day to day conversation....

like getting a dirty Maccy D's;

......'Schwanz very much'

...'just got back from skiing in france'
'what- you were schwanz skiiing?

by Beazel beater March 27, 2008

Shwang Shwang

sweet,kool,awesome,tight,etc.

for exampl: if sum1 sez they'v got a new g/f u kood say Shwang Shwang

by Brandon September 20, 2003

schwag

The male inner thigh.

Dude, livin' in Jersey is the schwag.

You need to get some son, bro; your face is pasty as schwag.

My schwag itch.

by Chubbs McBlow July 25, 2011