Schmock

A slang term for a mixture of tobacco and ground marijuana frequently used in some rural areas of northern California

"Wanna pack a schmock dude?"

by Tha [=] d0C September 15, 2018

schmohawk

Any person with a fauxhawk

Look at that idiot and his schmohawk.

by Winky Jones October 20, 2008

schmoink

A multipurpose word, usually used in verb form. Rather like the way the term "smurf" is used in the cartoon.

I schmoinked him in the head.

by Amanda Jo February 23, 2005

s-schmid

to rape a dog in the ass and then puke n it after drinking 1/4 of a shot of vodka,you pussy

Spencer just s-schmidded that dog!

by andy May 4, 2004

schmogging

walking around in the grass with cloggs on

I had this dream and this 87 year old guy was like are you schmogging???????

by Bobby Ruocco May 9, 2007

schmidty

A pretty swell guy who is normally , white, bald or balding, and occasionally over weight.

"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"

or

"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"

by Joe January 19, 2004

Schmiddle

Last drop of cum after a male individual completes masturbation and ajaculates.

"Oh shit the schmiddle got on my pubes." Said Mike to himself.

by M. J. M. April 28, 2009