Schdinga

When you scratch your butthole and then suck your finger in an effort to remove the immediate ass smell

The resulting smell spit ass smell is the "schdinga"

Dude did you scratch your ass or is that your breath? What a schdinga!

by Hamster1970 September 18, 2017

schminch

the act of mushing or squeezing two parts of anything with your fingers or legs or anything like that.

Ah nuts, I didn't mean to schminch all that mustard on my waffle.
or
I'm going to schminch your tummy until you open your neckhole!

by ekimtahuna January 19, 2018

Schminkle

Someone who claims they’re the No.1 apprentice in South London, but is just a top class cunt.

That joe boy is a proper schminkle!

by 123...321 January 3, 2019

Schmungo

Somebody who is being a Dipshit.

"Don't throw the lacrosse ball at me you smooth brained Schmungo."

by Regirade February 21, 2019

Schmiggle

Someone who is being rather annoying or is causing trouble for no reason at all.
Word similar to schmiggle are dickhead or wanker

Come on let’s leave man this guys being a total schmiggle

by Reese MacAdams February 28, 2019

Schmigga

An individual who is notoriously annoying and a little stupid. Commonly known to be a highschool age person but often acts as though they are a literal child.

"Can schmigga come?"
"God I really don't want him anywhere near me."

by GratedParmesan May 28, 2019

schminiboul

Define a person who’s soul is schockingly good looking

- Wow I’m amazed you’re so schminiboul
-Ow Stop it, you don’t think it

by KoalaKurst August 16, 2019