shat van

(n.) The original vehicle utilized for shatting; also the origin of the activity shatting because its large size could accomodate road cones, traffic barrels, lawn jockeys, and other miasma. Originally a maroon 1991 Plymouth Voyager.

Patrick: Let's go shatting tonight.
Ketan: Alright, but I have to get gas in the shat van.

by The Tree Gremlins (Ketan Branch) December 29, 2005

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Schatting

Shitting in the toilet and chatting online at the same time.

I was schatting with my friend Michael. Sometimes the bathroom gets stinky and my fingers tired if I am schatting for too long.

by Daniel Haber February 2, 2009

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sbhat • shat • shate • shata • Shatabdi • Schatz • Shatara • shat trick • shat ap • shat chat

sbatg

Special Business and Tactics Group

You need sbatg service to resolve your international trade deal.

by Georgiev September 1, 2009

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shatballz

shit balls.
sucked.

that movie was shatballz.

by LAHW August 23, 2010

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sbht

sbht: single but heart's taken.

danny: what's your relationship status atm?
mia: sbht.

by swagcee August 25, 2011

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Shat up

The most annoying and irritating way possible to tell someone to be quiet. Often used by irrelevent bitches who think they’re being funny but no one likes them. Usually followed by silence and dirty looks and sometimes a removal from a group chat.

john: so i was at the park the other day and saw a dog and it was...
patricia: sHaT uP
*john has removed patricia from the chat*

by thenotirrelevantbitch May 8, 2018

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